Shaw SMS: Not-A-Paper-Cup
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General Info
Character: Shaw
Type:
Daily
Dialogue
Shaw: Why didn't you throw away that used paper cup on the desk?
- Option 1
- MC: Oh no! I forgot! Could you throw it out for me?
- Shaw: Could you be any lazier?
- Shaw: I can't believe it.
- Shaw: Alright. I threw it out for you.
- Option 2
- MC: Since you're there already, why don't you throw it out for me?
- Shaw: You are really the laziest person I've ever met.
- Shaw: Throw out your used paper cups next time.
- Shaw: I have thrown it out for you.
- Option 3
- MC:
- Shaw:
- Shaw:
- Shaw:
- Option 1
- MC: You actually threw it away? That is a porcelain cup! Could you be any denser?
- Shaw: Says the person who actually believes I threw it out.
- Shaw: I noticed it was not a paper cup the moment I picked it up.
- Shaw: Why'd you buy this strange cup?
- Option 2
- MC: What?! You really threw it out?
- Shaw: Isn't that what you told me to do?
- Shaw: Alright, alright. I'll stop. I know it's not actually a paper cup.
- Shaw: Why'd you put it here?
- Option 3
- MC:
- Shaw:
- Shaw:
- Shaw:
- Option 1
- MC: I thought the cup was funny, so I bought it for you as a joke.
- Shaw: I figured as much.
- Shaw: Who else would buy such a strange-looking cup but you?
- Shaw: You just wait. The joke's on you next time.
- Option 2
- MC: I bought it as a gift for you. I wanted you to drink more water at work.
- Shaw: Well, well. Looks like you do have a heart after all.
- Shaw: It actually looks kind of nice. I like it.
- Shaw: Since you went all this way just to get it, I think I'll keep it.
- Option 3
- MC:
- Shaw:
- Shaw:
- Shaw: