Shaw SMS: Not-A-Paper-Cup

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General Info

Character: Shaw

Type:

Daily

Dialogue

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Shaw: Why didn't you throw away that used paper cup on the desk?

• Option 1

MC: Oh no! I forgot! Could you throw it out for me?

Shaw: Could you be any lazier?

Shaw: I can't believe it.

Shaw: Alright. I threw it out for you.

• Option 2

MC: Since you're there already, why don't you throw it out for me?

Shaw: You are really the laziest person I've ever met.

Shaw: Throw out your used paper cups next time.

Shaw: I have thrown it out for you.

• Option 3

MC:

Shaw:

Shaw:

Shaw:

• Option 1

MC: You actually threw it away? That is a porcelain cup! Could you be any denser?

Shaw: Says the person who actually believes I threw it out.

Shaw: I noticed it was not a paper cup the moment I picked it up.

Shaw: Why'd you buy this strange cup?

• Option 2

MC: What?! You really threw it out?

Shaw: Isn't that what you told me to do?

Shaw: Alright, alright. I'll stop. I know it's not actually a paper cup.

Shaw: Why'd you put it here?

• Option 3

MC:

Shaw:

Shaw:

Shaw:

• Option 1

MC: I thought the cup was funny, so I bought it for you as a joke.

Shaw: I figured as much.

Shaw: Who else would buy such a strange-looking cup but you?

Shaw: You just wait. The joke's on you next time.

• Option 2

MC: I bought it as a gift for you. I wanted you to drink more water at work.

Shaw: Well, well. Looks like you do have a heart after all.

Shaw: It actually looks kind of nice. I like it.

Shaw: Since you went all this way just to get it, I think I'll keep it.

• Option 3

MC:

Shaw:

Shaw:

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