Shaw SMS: Counting Sheep
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General Info
Character: Shaw
Type:
Daily
Dialogue
Shaw: Why did you send me a picture of a flock of sheep?
- Option 1
- MC: For counting. You said you've insomnia.
- Shaw: ... do you count this when you can't sleep?
- Shaw: I guess. It probably works for your brain.
- Option 2
- MC: Don't you have insomnia? This might help
- Shaw: Okay.
- Shaw: You count it first and I'll go next.
- Option 3
- MC: I heard it helps you fall asleep, right?
- Shaw: Do you think I'm three?
- Shaw: Why don't you count it yourself?
- Option 1
- MC: I'm just helping you out!
- Shaw: Okay, thanks.
- Shaw: 286
- Option 2
- MC: I don't need it, cause I sleep very well
- Shaw: Maybe you'll sleep even better after counting it.
- Shaw: There are only 286 sheep anyway.
- Option 3
- MC: Fine, don't count then. Goodnight!
- Shaw: Hey, I haven't fallen asleep yet.
- Shaw: There are 286 sheep.
- Option 1
- MC: That's so fast! Did you just make it up?
- Shaw: Yes.
- Shaw: No one except you would actually count it.
- Shaw: I'm not dumb.
- Option 2
- MC: But I got 284!
- Shaw: ... you actually counted it
- Shaw: I've got an idea.
- Shaw: Why don't you count, and I listen? I might fall asleep faster this way.
- Option 3
- MC: You actually counted it? While texting?
- Shaw: It's so simple. Can you not do it?
- Shaw: I can even count while playing the bass.
- Shaw: If you come to my show tomorrow, I can show you
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